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Emergency Dance Party Used to break an akward moment, or just in times of boredom. One simply yells emergency dance party and counts down from five and starts beat boxing. Everyone there starts dancing for a period of about ten-thirty seconds. So then i whipped it out… cough…um, emergency dance party! Five, four, three, [...]

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Hey kids, I don’t normally use the blog for this kind of announcement, but this is something we all can use and I wanted it where it would get the most eyes. Google toolbar will add a spell checker to your browser for free. I’ve used Google tool bar for a long time, and [...]

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Another fascinating exchange with the guy who is too exhausted to come up with ideas for the blog. You’re questions answered… Lib axes: Dear AG, What is the strangest thing that has happened to you while you were on a book tour? Dear Lib: Showing up at a book store in Chicago [...]

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Got my hair cut today. The woman said, “I don’t want to use the clippers because it might make it too short. I’ll used the shears to take off your wootas. I said, “What’s a woota?” She said,” You know, when your hair goes, wooota thisaway, and wooota thataway.” Later she [...]

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Answers, answers, answers… Kathi Sircy writes: It happens to be “raining cats and dogs” here at the moment. Why is it that this is how we express it? Why not “it’s raining macaroni and cheese” or something else? Dear Kathy: Because it does rain macaroni and cheese in the Italian alps (no, it [...]

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Heeeeeeeeee’s back, with answers to most of your damn questions. Lib writes: Is there a reason that I don’t tan? If so, what??? Dear Lib: It is hard to say, since I only met you once, but from that experience, I think the main reason is that as a child you ate [...]

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A number of questions about “the craft” this time, plus – THE MOVIE QUESTION! Sweet. I’m thinking about putting the movie question up as post that you’re required to read before you sign on to the board. Here goes… Ferrit Leggings writes: What was the funniest book you ever read? This was [...]

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Yet another installment in The Author Guy Answers your Questions. Catch 42 asks: Hey there Author Guy, I’ve really been enjoying your Q & A’s. My question is: Where ya been? There hasn’t been a post since April 8th! We miss you…you don’t think we can get on with our pathetic lil’ lives [...]

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