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Entries from May 31st, 2005

Word O Da Day

May 31st, 2005 · No Comments · Uncategorized

Emergency Dance Party Used to break an akward moment, or just in times of boredom. One simply yells emergency dance party and counts down from five and starts beat boxing. Everyone there starts dancing for a period of about ten-thirty seconds. So then i whipped it out… cough…um, emergency dance party! Five, four, three, [...]

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Because we all need this…

May 29th, 2005 · No Comments · Uncategorized

Hey kids, I don’t normally use the blog for this kind of announcement, but this is something we all can use and I wanted it where it would get the most eyes. Google toolbar will add a spell checker to your browser for free. I’ve used Google tool bar for a long time, and [...]

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Time Travel, Nougat, and Annoying People

May 26th, 2005 · No Comments · Uncategorized

Another fascinating exchange with the guy who is too exhausted to come up with ideas for the blog. You’re questions answered… Lib axes: Dear AG, What is the strangest thing that has happened to you while you were on a book tour? Dear Lib: Showing up at a book store in Chicago [...]

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How the Language was expanded by my haircut…

May 25th, 2005 · No Comments · Uncategorized

Got my hair cut today. The woman said, “I don’t want to use the clippers because it might make it too short. I’ll used the shears to take off your wootas. I said, “What’s a woota?” She said,” You know, when your hair goes, wooota thisaway, and wooota thataway.” Later she [...]

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Answers: Weather, Nascar, Depression, and Regional Food

May 13th, 2005 · No Comments · Uncategorized

Answers, answers, answers… Kathi Sircy writes: It happens to be “raining cats and dogs” here at the moment. Why is it that this is how we express it? Why not “it’s raining macaroni and cheese” or something else? Dear Kathy: Because it does rain macaroni and cheese in the Italian alps (no, it [...]

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Tanning tips, Paris Hilton, and research questions.

May 10th, 2005 · No Comments · Uncategorized

Heeeeeeeeee’s back, with answers to most of your damn questions. Lib writes: Is there a reason that I don’t tan? If so, what??? Dear Lib: It is hard to say, since I only met you once, but from that experience, I think the main reason is that as a child you ate [...]

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Movies! Audio! World Domination! All your Questions Answered

May 2nd, 2005 · No Comments · Uncategorized

A number of questions about “the craft” this time, plus – THE MOVIE QUESTION! Sweet. I’m thinking about putting the movie question up as post that you’re required to read before you sign on to the board. Here goes… Ferrit Leggings writes: What was the funniest book you ever read? This was [...]

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More "You AXED, the AG Answers"

May 1st, 2005 · No Comments · Uncategorized

Yet another installment in The Author Guy Answers your Questions. Catch 42 asks: Hey there Author Guy, I’ve really been enjoying your Q & A’s. My question is: Where ya been? There hasn’t been a post since April 8th! We miss you…you don’t think we can get on with our pathetic lil’ lives [...]

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