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How the Language was expanded by my haircut…

May 25th, 2005 · No Comments · Uncategorized

Got my hair cut today.


The woman said, “I don’t want to use the clippers because it might make it too short. I’ll used the shears to take off your wootas.


I said, “What’s a woota?”


She said,” You know, when your hair goes, wooota thisaway, and wooota thataway.”


Later she said, “Now I need to clip your ta-nangs.”


Charlee said, “What’s a ta-nang?”


The lady said, “Dat’s a woota what go da udder way.”


I added “wootas” and “tanangs” to Urbandictionary.com. :)

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