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Entries from March 21st, 2006

Here we go! A Dirty Job On Sale!

March 21st, 2006 · No Comments · Uncategorized

Tour starts today, kids. I’m doing Talk of the Nation Today on NPR. Check your local listings. It’s 12:40p here on the West Coast. Thanks for all your terrific reviews on Amazon and B&N.com. Keep ‘em coming. Hope you enjoy the book. See you. I’ll report in as I get a chance.

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The Zen of Airport Security

March 10th, 2006 · No Comments · Uncategorized

Shoes on, Shoes off. Pursue the eightfold path, But please step over here first. What is the sound of one-hand pat down? Does a nail clipper have a terrorist nature? Boo! If you see the Buddha on the road, report him. The bowl is empty. Keys! The bowl is empty. [...]

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Personalized vs. Signed

March 7th, 2006 · No Comments · Uncategorized

Hey kids. I’ve had a request to clear up the difference. First, on my web site there’s a link to order signed books. Most of these books are a special signed first edition of A Dirty Job that I signed a month or so ago. They are just signed, no inscription. You can get them [...]

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IMPROVED BY DELICIOUS CHEESY GOLDFISH CRACKERS

March 6th, 2006 · No Comments · Uncategorized

Some examples of my theory that almost any situation can be improved by the addition of some delicious cheesy goldfish crackers. “Sorry about your Mom. Beautiful service. Goldfish Cracker?” “Sure, my plane is plunging out of the sky at 600 mph., but these cheesy goldfish are very tasty, and in the event that [...]

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IMPROVED BY ZOMBIES

March 5th, 2006 · No Comments · Uncategorized

Since more people read the blog than the BBS posts, I’ve moved these lists here as a public service. Movies that would have been Markedly Improved by the Inclusion of some Brain Eating Zombies: Room with a View Remains of the Day Age of Innocence Fame Pride and Prejudice Brokeback Mountain Blue Crush [...]

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