Cast The Stupidest Angel Movie (Once Again)
Hey Kids, it’s that time again. There’s some peeps talking about making a Stupidest Angel movie and they’ve asked me who I would cast. So, being a completely lazy bastard, I’m asking you. It’s not as easy as it sounds. You can’t just pick Lucy Lawless for Molly, and be done with it. For instance, there’s a good chance everyone might end up ten years younger than they are in the book. So, for instance, if you were casting as the book reads, you might cast, say, Bruce Campbell as Theo and Demi Moore as Molly. But you can’t very-well cast Bruce Campbell as Theo and then, say, Jessica Biel as Molly because that would be as creepy as that Richard Gere/Winona Ryder movie from a few years ago. But you could, for instance, cast Luke Wilson as Theo and Jessica Biel or Jennifer Love Hewitt as Molly.(Just examples, be nice.) (I had people suggesting Margaret Cho for LIly in A Dirty Job, and while I loves the Cho, she’s 40 and Lily was 16.)
I will honestly make any good suggestions to the producer. In the past people have come up with some really good ideas. If you suggest someone a little obscure, put a credit next to it. For instance, you might say, Nathan Fillion, but in parenthesis put (the Captiain in Firefly). Have fun….
Raziel (The Stupidest Angel) – Molly Michon (Warrior Babe of the Outland) – Theo Crow (Stoner Constable of Pine Cove) – Gabe Fenton (Intrepid field Biologist) – Valerie Riordan (Perfectly Coifed Psychologist)- Lena Marquez – (Latina Property Manager) – Tucker Case – (Handsome Rascal Helicopter pilot)- Mavis Sand (Ancient Saucy Barmaid) – Dale Pearson – (Evil Contractor – Satanic Santa) –