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Entries from April 30th, 2009

Signed Fools and Lambs

April 30th, 2009 · 5 Comments · Uncategorized

No, not actual fools and actual lambs. You can’t get either one of those things to stand still while you sign them. These are copies of my books, Fool and Lamb, signed, sealed, delivered from Books Inc in San Francisco. The Fools are 1st Editions. The Lambs are the leather “Bibley” gift edition. Canadians will [...]

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The Swine Flu Tweets

April 29th, 2009 · 11 Comments · Uncategorized

The Swine Flu Tweets So, today Pennsylvania Senator Arlen Spector changed from the Republican to the Democratic party, the spare Airforce One and fighter escort flew low over Manhattan yesterday, scaring the hell out of the populace, there’s a swine flu epidemic (kinda) that appears to have started in Mexico and was brought into the [...]

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New Tweets! Now with Marshmallow Weasels!

April 23rd, 2009 · 6 Comments · Uncategorized

Today was solutions day, and previously it was, goof around in the cereal aisle day. Sorry, I didn’t have time to paste in the photos, you’ll have to follow the links. Solutions Day! Solution to people who have a problem with Gay marriage: Don’t marry a Gay person!about 5 hours ago from web It’s solutions [...]

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The Pirate Tweets _ Or How I Burned My Monday Morning

April 13th, 2009 · 18 Comments · Politics, Uncategorized

The Pirate Tweets – Or How I Burned My Monday Morning I was watching the news, having my coffee, and suddenly, these started to happen: # After Somali Pirates vow revenge Ninjas announce super revenge, “But you will never know where it comes from,” said a Ninja spokesman. 3 hours ago from Twidget # Pirates [...]

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A Week of Tweets

April 10th, 2009 · 8 Comments · Uncategorized

Okay, I’ve been on Twitter a little over a week. I’m not convinced, but for those of you who read my un-micro blog, here’s what I tweeted. (That’s such a wussy verb.) Candy Porn Stars: Big Hunk, Bubblicious, Whoppers, Bit-O-Honey, Blow Pops, Slo Pokes, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Sweet Tarts, Pop Rocks and Zotz Characters from [...]

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The Authorguy Answers Your Questions

April 9th, 2009 · 20 Comments · Stuff, Uncategorized

Well kids, you submitted your questions and here’s your answers. Submit your questions in the comments for the next edition, and remember, it doesn’t have to be about me. The AuthorGuy knows all, and what he doesn’t know, he will totally make up some shit about… Rabbit inquires: How much wood would a wood chuck [...]

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FAQs from the FOOL TOUR

April 4th, 2009 · 26 Comments · Uncategorized

FOOL TOUR FAQS Hey kids, I finally finished all the scheduled events for the Fool tour. Thanks to everyone who came so I thought I’d address all the questions you asked and didn’t get to ask while I was out there. 1. You’re taller than I thought you’d be. 1. That’s not a question. 2: [...]

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