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• You writing speeches for Mitt Romney, now, Monte? #InTouch RT @MonteSchulz Porsche Cayman: best car in the world. Prius: not. 30 mins ago
• Until you have sick towel. RT @Discountdracula My favorite person that shares my commute is Eyepatch Girl & my least favorite is Towel Nurse 20 hours ago
• @SneezingCow Here's your treat. Do it again. Do it again. 2012/05/15
• Win my books, a Kardashian, a frying pan, I'm not sure. I didn't read the rules. https://t.co/mteHe9vO 2012/05/15
• Yeah, I thought it was time. RT @JeandeKlerk1 A female character called Vuvuzela? 2012/05/15