Christopher Moore's Blog

Okay, not naked. I totally lied about Naked. But I’ll be on stage at the Brava Theater in San Francisco with a group of actors from the American Conservatory Theater, there will be readings from Fool, King Lear, I’ll tell stories and lies, take questions, and sign books. I think you can expect heinous fuckery [...]

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Hi kids, this will just link you to the previous blog, but I wanted this at the top so it was easy to find. Be sure to check here BEFORE you leave the house if you’re going to an event and it’s some distance for you. If there are changes, I’ll try to get them [...]

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Hey kids, here’s the Bite Me widget, complete with Author Guy video and easy sharing button.

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For those of you who can’t make it to an event, you can order signed copies of Bite Me from Mysterious Galaxy in San Diego: Signed copies of Bite Me. I’m even going to inscribe them, so be sure to put the name to whom you’d like the book signed in the comments area. (Contact [...]

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Now you, too, can have perky-goth Abby Normal wallpaper on your very own desktop.(Scroll down of download links) 640 version BiteMeWallpaper640.jpg 800 version BiteMeWallpaper800.jpg 1024 version BiteMeWallpaper1024.jpg

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Hey hosers, heres the link for the oft requested Canadian sweepstakes. Enter here, eh? (NOTE This contest is over and has been removed)

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Hey kids, here’s my holiday gift to you, from me and the Shakespeare Theater of New Jersey. The left link will play live, the left links you can right click and download and play on your Ipod or other device, although you may want to rename the files. This is a live, stage recording, all [...]

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Hey Kids, The chilly claws of winter are scratching at the door, it gets dark at 5:00, and slick of smashed pumpkins has finally  worn off the sidewalks, which can mean only one thing… That’s right, the apocalypse is nigh! No wait, it means that the holiday season is looming over us like a great [...]

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Chapter 1: Hello Kitty Being the Journal of Abigail Von Normal, Emergency Back-up Mistress of the Greater Bay Area Night The city of San Francisco is being stalked by a huge, shaved vampyre cat named Chet, and only I, Abby Normal, emergency back-up mistress of the greater Bay Area night, and my manga-haired love monkey, [...]

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I think we all remember that famous line from Othello: “The fug are you lookin’ at, ya fuggin mook?” Which seems to be written just for the New Jersey Shakespeare Company. Well, those fuggin mooks have invited me to invite you to a reading of scenes of Fool, by real fuggin actors, interspersed with anecdotes [...]

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