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• Tonight on Meerkat Pizza Delivery: Would you like to come inside 4 ur tip? Srru ma'am, but you live in a hole.REJECTED! wah-wah-wah 30 mins ago
• Entire system melts down and Goldman concludes. "We should watch our language." FUCKTARDS! http://ping.fm/qJhhF 15 hours ago
• RT @kuji_kiri: @TheAuthorGuy Get a food dehydrator. Make hooker jerky. Pass hooker jerky out to neighbors. Everybody wins! 2010/07/29
• Tonight on Meercat Pizza Delivery:Ring! Oh hai, Here's your pizza. I hear you have a dead hooker in your coat closet. Boom-chika-wow-wow. 2010/07/28
• 217 suggestions 4 dead hooker in my coat closet:5feed to pigs, 5debone, 4bone,3acid,21cannibalism.Family values people! 2010/07/28