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The Tour! The Tour! Sacré Bleu, April 2012

January 9th, 2012 · 13 Comments

Here’s the prliminary schedule. Details and additions are yet to come, including the Canadian dates. There will also be an arrangement for people in places I’m not going to get signed 1st editions by mail. The hardcover will have color artwork, the paperback will not, so you might want to get your hands on a hardcover this time.

4/3 San Francisco                             Books Inc @Opera Plaz

7:00 PM                                                601 Van Ness Ave                      

                                                                  San Francisco, CA 94102

Tickets available here:


4/4 Portland                                       Powell’s Books @ Bagdad Theater

7:00 PM                                                3702 SE Hawthorne Blvd

                                                                Portland, OR 97214

Ticket with purchase of books available at Copy of book comes with the ticket and will be available at the theater for pick-up.


4/5 Lake Forest Park                       Third Place Books

7:00 PM                                                17171 Bothell Way NE

                                                                Lake Forest Park, WA 98155


4/6 Seattle                                          University Book Store

7:00 PM                                                4326 University Way NE   

                                                                Seattle, WA 98105




4/7 Denver                                         Tattered Cover-LoDo

7:30 PM                                                1628 16th Street

                                                                Denver, CO 80202


4/9 San Diego                                    Mysterious Galaxy

7:00 PM                                                7051 Clairemont Mesa Blvd

                                                                San Diego, CA 92111


4/10 Dallas                                          Dallas Museum of Art

7:30 PM                                                1717 N. Harwood Street

                                                                Dallas, TX 75214


Order tickets online at Tickets do not include a copy of the book, but books are available in the Museum Gift Shop and you are welcome to bring your books purchased elsewhere to be signed.  Ticket does include a tour of the museum’s Impressionists collection.


4/11 Milwaukee                               Boswell’s Books

7:00 PM                                                2559 Downer Avenue

                                                                Milwaukee, WI 53211


4/12 Brookline                                  Brookline Booksmith @Coolidge Theater

6:00 PM                                                290 Harvard Street

                                                                Brookline, MA 02446


4/14 Toronto


Date: Saturday, April 14, 2012

Time: 2:00 PM ET

Location: 142 John Street, Toronto, ON, M5V 2E9


4/15 Chicago- 2:00 PM

123 W. Jefferson Ave., Naperville, IL 60540

4/16 Washington                             Politics & Prose

7:00 PM                                                5015 Connecticut Avenue NW

                                                                Washington, D.C. 20008


4/17 West Chester                          Chester County Book Company

7:00 PM                                                975 Paoli Pike

                                                                West Chester, PA 19380


4/18 New York                                  Barnes & Noble Union Square

7:00 PM                                                33 East 17th Street

                                                                New York, NY 10003


4/20 Petaluma                                  Copperfield’s Books

7:00 PM                                                140 Kentucky Street

                                                                Petaluma, CA 94952


4/24 Menlo Park                              Kepler’s Books

7:00 PM                                                1010 El Camino Real

                                                                Menlo Park, CA 94025


 4/25- South Edmonton, Alberta, Canada

Date: Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Time: 7:00 PM MT

Location: 1837 99th Street N.W., Edmonton, AB T6N 1K8


4/28 Pasadena                                  Vroman’s Bookstore

5:00 PM                                                695 E. Colorado Blvd

                                                                Pasadena, CA 91101


4/29 Huntington Beach                 Barnes & Noble

3:00 PM                                               7881 Edinger Ave #110

                                                                Huntington Beach, CA 92647

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Signed Lambs and The Stupidest Angel for the Holidays

November 17th, 2011 · 4 Comments

Signed Books

Now Canadians can order right through the web site.

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Mini-Tour Schedule for The Griff

July 13th, 2011 · 7 Comments

Christopher Moore and Ian Corson will be answering questions and signing, The Griff, a graphic novel. Chris will also sign his other books if you bring them.

MONDAY JULY 25th @ 7:00 PM                  Barnes & Noble (Huntington Beach Location)
7881 Edinger Ave., #110 
Huntington Beach, CA 92647
THURSDAY JULY 28th @ 7:00 PM:              BOOKS INC (Mountain View Location)
                                                                                301 Castro Street
                                                                                Mountain View, CA 94041
FRIDAY JULY 29th @ 7:30 PM:                     The Booksmith
                                                                                1644 Haight Street
                                                                                San Francisco, CA 94117
SATURDAY JULY 30th @ 12:00 PM:            M is for Mystery
                                                                                86 East Third Avenue
                                                                                San Mateo, CA 94401
SUNDAY JULY 31st @2:00 PM:                    Copperfield’s Books Napa
                                                                                3900 Bel Aire Plaza          
                                                                                Hwy 29 & Trancas St
                                                                                Napa, CA 94558

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Chris’s Schedule at Comicon, San Diego

July 7th, 2011 · 2 Comments

ComicCon location:

San Diego Convention Center

111 W. Harbor Drive San Diego, CA 92101å

Thursday, 7/21/11

1:15 – 2:15 pm PT

Panel: Books vs Graphic Novels

Books vs Graphic Novels & Comics, Thursday, 7/21/11, 1:15p.m. – 2:15p.m., Room: 6A


Books vs. Graphic Novels and Comics: Writers often dabble with various forms of art as an outlet for their creativity. Graphic novels are a popular medium for novelists to tell their stories, just as comic books often serve as inspiration for science-fiction and fantasy authors. In this panel, authors will discuss the process and collaboration involved in publishing a graphic novel vs. a novel, as well as the role comic books play in the creation of their characters and story arcs.

Khaled Hosseini, author of The Kite Runner, A Thousand Splendid Suns (Riverhead)

Christopher Moore (GOC) /Ian Corson, co-authors of The Griff (Harper Collins)

Jim Butcher, author of the Harry Dresden series (Roc)

Tom Sniegoski, author of the Remy Chandler novels (Roc) and The Fallen Young Adult series

Amber Benson, author of the Calliope Reaper Jones novels (Ace) and an actress on Buffy the Vampire Slayer

James O’Barr – The Crow

Jennifer Holms & Matthew Holms – Babymouse, etc.

Location: Comic-Con, Room 6A

2:45 – 3:45 pm PT


Signing: Books vs Graphic Novels Panel

Featured Authors: Christopher Moore, Ian Corson (The Griff)

Signing Time/Location: Thursday, ComicCon Autographing Area AA2, 2:45 p.m. – 3:45 p.m.



Saturday, July 23

12:30 – 1:30 pm PT

Panel: Spotlight on Christopher Moore

Featured Author: Christopher Moore

Location: Comic-Con, Room 5 AB

2 – 3 pm

Official Booksigning: Christopher Moore

Signing Time/Location: Saturday, Comic-Con Autographing Area, AA6, 2 to 3 pm

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Meg Cabot Guest Blog Post

July 5th, 2011 · 10 Comments

When HarperCollins asked if I’d be interested in doing a “blog swap” with Christopher Moore, I didn’t hesitate for a second!  First of all, Christopher Moore “gets” it: vampires don’t sparkle (at least, not the ones in our books).

And the heroine of Chris’s book, BITE ME, Abby Normal, has a bit in common with Meena, the heroine of my books, INSATIABLE and OVERBITE . . . and it’s not just their interest in non-sparkling vampires.  But I can’t say more than that without giving away some spoiler.

So instead, I’ll talk about Abby’s creator.

I first heard of Christopher Moore a few years ago when his books were “prescribed” to my husband by his doctor here in New York City. Concerned about Benjamin’s mounting high blood pressure and cholesterol levels (caused mostly by genetics but also by stress from his high-pressure job), Dr. G suggested that, in addition to taking the medication he’d prescribed,  Benjamin try reading books by Dr. G’s favorite writer, Christopher Moore.

“They’re just good stories,” Dr. Goldberg said.  “Funny stuff.  With heart.  Good for the soul.  Read them for good health!”

Benjamin immediately bought a copy of YOU SUCK.

Soon Christopher Moore books became a staple in our house, and Benjamin’s blood pressure and cholesterol went down.  I could, of course, have attributed this to the magnificent story-telling of Mr. Moore.

But I was nagged by a bit of doubt . . . was it possible that Christopher was, in fact, a vampire himself?  Was THAT why Dr. G was prescribing his books to all his patients with TOO MUCH BLOOD?  Because reading his books LOWERED THEIR BLOOD LEVELS?

You laugh.  But that is how writers think?

I had an opportunity to test my theory two years later while attending the National Book Festival in Washington, DC, when I happened to be sitting in a hotel bar (as some authors are wont to do when off duty).

It was there that I noticed a number of high schoolers attending prom in the same hotel, a floor below the balcony on which I was sitting.

To get to the ballroom where prom was taking place, the high schoolers, dressed in their tuxes and evening gowns, had to ride an escalator.

One young lady, not used to riding escalators in an evening gown, got the train of her chartreuse prom dress stuck in grooves of the escalator steps, causing the entire works to jam!

She was all right, but the escalator wouldn’t budge . . . she was stuck, trapped by her dress!

As any writer knows, this is the perfect plot to a horror movie: the pretty heroine, trapped in her own dress, unable to move, as she’s being stalked by the misogynistic monster.

As I watched from the balcony above, unable to do a thing to help her, one by one her companions climbed the stalled escalator steps, deserting her! No one so much as left to go find a maintenance person to help her.  Even her date left her behind!

(Teenage boys.  Ugh.)

Surely, I thought, someone would come to help this poor damsel in distress (it should be noted that I was much too transfixed with horror to think of calling the hotel maintenance staff for help myself.  Or perhaps I’d had too many margaritas.  I’d been there a while.)

That was when, from out of nowhere, a tall fellow, looking completely out of place since he was wearing a brightly colored Hawaiian shirt, appeared.  He looked kind of familiar but I couldn’t figure out why.

He strolled up to the girl and, though I was too far away to hear what he said, seemed not to want to bite her on the neck, but to ask if she was all right.  The girl looked tearfully grateful to have anyone at all pay attention to her.   She was completely unsuspecting of the danger she was in.

“Who’s that?” the other drunk authors around me wanted to know.

“OMG!” I cried, suddenly recognizing him from the backs of all my husband’s books.  “THAT’S CHRISTOPHER MOORE!”

Christopher took total control of the situation.  And far from biting her on the neck, he bent down and attempted to help rescue the girl’s dress from the escalator.  But alas, it was too big a job for a man without tools.  But Chris stayed with the sad young lady until a maintenance man came . . . and freed her, without ruining her dress, and significantly lowering all of our blood pressure

We gave him a standing ovation from the balcony when this happened, though I doubt he heard it or even knew what it was for, because Christopher Moore is THAT COOL.

Not only have Christopher Moore’s amazing books helped lower the blood pressure and cholesterol of at least one reader that I personally know, but Christopher Moore he himself is a model of chivalry, and a hero, for which I personally think he should be forever celebrated!

Although I have never actually seen him in daylight, now that I think about it . . .

But never mind!

Like Dr. G said, his books are “good for the soul.  Read them for good health!”

And if you’re ever in an emergency situation, hope Christopher Moore will be around!  Because he’ll have your back!

Meg Cabot is a #1 New York Times bestselling author of books for both adults and tweens/teens. Her Princess Diaries series was made into two hit movies by Disney, sold over 16 million copies, and has been translated into 38 languages.  Insatiable, Meg’s first paranormal romance for adult readers, made its debut in June 2010, and Overbite, the sequel, is on sale everywhere today, July 5, 2011. Meg divides her time between Key West, Indiana, and New York City with a primary cat (one-eyed Henrietta), various back-up cats, and her husband.Learn more about INSATIABLE and OVERBITE by visiting Meg’s website, or watch Meg in this video, in which she exposes the shocking truth about the vampires who are invading New York City from New Jersey.

Overbite by Meg Cabot Meg Cabot Insatiable by Meg Cabot

Note: to find Chris’ Blog post on Meg Cabot’s blog, visit her here:

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BIG AND WET* on your Ipad

March 16th, 2011 · 5 Comments

Hey kids, check out the story of Flip Nicklin, the guy on whom I based Clay Demodokus (the photographer) in Fluke. Really some of the most amazing whale photography ever, by the guy who wrote the book. Really. Nice dynamic content for Ipad. The book is coming soon.

 Among Giants, A Life with Whales

* “Big and Wet” is about all I knew about whales before I researched and wrote Fluke, that they were big and wet. Evidently, there’s more to them.

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Signing and Whatnot, August 15th, 2010 Capitola Book Cafe

July 30th, 2010 · 8 Comments

Talk and the Usual Heinous Fuckery
Sunday, August 15, 2010 at 5:30pm
Capitola Book Cafe
‎1475 41st Avenue Capitola, CA 95010
I’ll be talking about whatever is bugging me that day.

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July 24th, 2010, Fool On Stage, with Actors, Naked!

June 16th, 2010 · 5 Comments

Okay, not naked. I totally lied about Naked.

But I’ll be on stage at the Brava Theater in San Francisco with a group of actors from the American Conservatory Theater, there will be readings from Fool, King Lear, I’ll tell stories and lies, take questions, and sign books. I think you can expect heinous fuckery most foul.

All proceeds benefit LitQuake, San Francisco.
Ticket Info:


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Bite Me Tour with Updates and FAQ

March 19th, 2010 · 8 Comments

Hi kids, this will just link you to the previous blog, but I wanted this at the top so it was easy to find.
Be sure to check here BEFORE you leave the house if you’re going to an event and it’s some distance for you.
If there are changes, I’ll try to get them up. Do check, there were 8 address mistakes that were fixed since
this was first posted.

Bite Me Tour with Updates

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Bite Me – The Widget

March 11th, 2010 · 16 Comments

Hey kids, here’s the Bite Me widget, complete with Author Guy video and easy sharing button.

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