Last Friday, the 23rd of July. So, it all started around the tenth of the July, I got a call from my editor telling me that Nicholas Sparks had chosen Fluke to be the next book on the Today Show Book Club. The M.O. of the club, evidently, is to have a very well […]
Entries from July 2004
TODAY and leading up to it…
July 29th, 2004 · No Comments
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I’m off to NYC for S.A.S.
July 26th, 2004 · No Comments
I get on a plane in a few hours to fly to NYC. It’s almost 15 hours with layovers, and with the six time zones crossed, I lose something like 21 hours. I can’t tell you why I’m going there. I had to sign a vow of secrecy. It’s secret author stuff. SECRET. AUTHOR. […]
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Bondage at the Foodland.
July 8th, 2004 · No Comments
So, you know what’s weird? To come around the corner at the Foodland and come face to face with James Bond. That happened to me about an hour ago. And for those of you who tease me about my Hawaiian shirts — Mr. Brosnan was wearing goofy floral board shorts and a t-shirt and flip-flops. […]
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They call it "Fuck You Money"
July 6th, 2004 · No Comments
Evidently I have just inheirited a shitload of cash from my relatives in Nigeria. Later, Losers!
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Did I tell you about the fish?
July 3rd, 2004 · No Comments
It was in Chicago, but I was too busy to tell you about it, so I’ll tell you about it now. I checked into my hotel, and it was a very nice hotel, one of chain of boutique hotels that are cool enough to seem kind of trendy, but not so cool that the […]
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