Christopher Moore's Blog

You guys.

I know there is an event listed on the blog in Harrison, New York on Tuesday, April 18th. If you’re planning to attend, I’ll be happy to meet you and sign your books and all that, but you should know this:

THIS IS NOT THE CHRIS SHOW

I know that in the past they’ve listed my events as readings and I don’t read, I talk to you guys, but despite the fact that I have insisted for over 12 years that I don’t read, they have set me up in a reading. And because there are other authors there, it would be disrespectful to turn it into the Chris show.

THIS IS A READING

I know what you’re saying. "But Chris, you don’t read. We all know that." And you are correct. I can’t explain why I have to do this reading because my head would explode, and nobody wants that, but I don’t want you guys to travel really far as some of you have for the other events (thanks, by the way) expecting for me to do what I do, because I’ll be doing what I don’t do.

This only applies to this one event. Before and after, it will be bidness as usual, with an Ambien-adled Author Guy asking people what the hell he was talking about for 45 minutes to an hour.