Hey kids. I know I’ve been remiss on the blogs and posts here. I’m locked down, trying to get a new book finished before the tour in February. I promise I’ll start producing some web material soon.
For now, let me confirm the release date of the new book, Fool, will be February 10th. And that the next book will be — well — here’s the first paragraph:
“The city of San Francisco is being stalked by a huge, shaved vampyre cat named Chet, and only I, Abby Normal, emergency back-up mistress of the greater Bay Area night, and my manga-haired love monkey, Foo Dog, stand between the ravenous monster and a bloody massacre of the general public. Which isn’t, like, as bad as it sounds, because the general public kind of sucks ass.”
So, there you go. Now, back to work for me. As always, you can email me at BSFiends@aol.com if you actually want to get a personal response. I try to answer my MySpace messages, too. I’m not able, however, to respond to all of the general MySpace comments (I have to draw the line somewhere or I’ll never get any books written.).
17 responses so far ↓
1 Goudron // Aug 21, 2008 at 6:52 pm
Excellent snippet! Thanks. I’ll have to get Goudron Jr. to catch up on BS Fiends and You Suck! I’m pretty sure he knows an Abby Normal or two.
2 18Rabbit // Aug 21, 2008 at 7:01 pm
I would like to say that that is a sweet ass hat.
As for the site, you should put “(required)” by the required fields in this here comment thinger and maybe a CATCHPA.
3 Leprrkan // Aug 21, 2008 at 8:37 pm
Niiiiiiiiiiiice… I see you’re still trying to take over the internet one web page at a time.
I heard J Patterson has 15 different websites/pages and his little sweat-shop workers build him a new one every 6 days… just sayin’.
🙂
4 Lib // Aug 21, 2008 at 9:09 pm
Love the header with all the artwork from your books ! Plus there is something about a guy in a fool’s hat. 😉
5 JustAGirl // Aug 21, 2008 at 9:40 pm
Verra nice.
6 Lauren // Aug 22, 2008 at 9:18 am
Mooooooom, the guy in the jester hat is looking at meeeeee.
7 WtW // Aug 22, 2008 at 10:34 am
I sincerely hope that jester hat pic is the cover of the new book.
8 Nicole // Aug 22, 2008 at 11:28 am
I came
I saw
I commented
I’m a team player.
Love the art work at the top!
9 mllefifi // Aug 23, 2008 at 3:43 am
My first comment from yesterday disappeared.
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10 Leah // Aug 25, 2008 at 10:15 am
i’m super excited about the new book. my friends are getting tired of me talking about the older ones. plus, i need to wash the taint of stephanie meyers not-so-wonderful vampire series out of my brain.
also, that is one amazingly cool banner!
11 Jessie // Aug 28, 2008 at 4:44 pm
How exciting! I read You Suck and was definitely in love with Abby Normal as a character. I’m glad to see she’s back for another book.
12 PKGirl // Sep 5, 2008 at 8:34 pm
If the cover and the snippet are indications of what’s to come, I can’t wait for February.
13 FFPF // Sep 7, 2008 at 3:29 pm
That’s because you touch yourself.
14 Nessy // Oct 16, 2008 at 12:49 pm
ohh!!!
im so exciteedd!!!
15 Apuch // Mar 1, 2009 at 6:10 pm
Yea, I was amazed that you actually respond to your emails. Where do you get the time? Is your wifelike gal a saint? I recommend Facebook over my space. I know, you put a good deal of work into your little my space thing but it sucks, get over it. Facebook will suck one day and there will be something new but for now it is much more useful for networking then my space. I am just saying 🙂
16 Jeff Kabat // May 31, 2018 at 9:37 am
I am reading Lamb and can’t remember when I laughed so hard! I was raised Catholic and love the way you have twisted (or not) the original story! I laughed until I cried and my sides hurt. Great writing!!!! I will now continue reading the rest of your books and as I work at Barnes & Noble, I will recommend them to our customers. Thanks again,
Jeff Kabat
17 Steve King // Sep 26, 2019 at 11:55 am
Hi, Will ever see(read) more about Jodi and Tommy? Here’s hoping we will!! Thanks Steve
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