Christopher Moore's Blog

So, you know what’s weird? To come around the corner at the Foodland and come face to face with James Bond. That happened to me about an hour ago. And for those of you who tease me about my Hawaiian shirts — Mr. Brosnan was wearing goofy floral board shorts and a t-shirt and flip-flops. […]

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Evidently I have just inheirited a shitload of cash from my relatives in Nigeria. Later, Losers!

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It was in Chicago, but I was too busy to tell you about it, so I’ll tell you about it now. I checked into my hotel, and it was a very nice hotel, one of chain of boutique hotels that are cool enough to seem kind of trendy, but not so cool that the […]

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I’m counting down hours until I climb on a plane and fly home. I’m in Alaska, and it’s stunningly beautiful and hideous all at once, but I don’t have the energy to even go outside. Over 200 people at the event last night. All very nice and extraordinarily patient. I signed books until […]

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So, it’s been Gay Pride week here in San Francisco all week, which, unless you were in the Castro, where they’ve been having parties and activities all weekend, you wouldn’t really know. (Although I must admit, there were a lot of men on the plane here from Boston who had haircuts you generally only see […]

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Pics are up from Miami and Dartmouth. I’m still waiting for the pictures from Worchester. I forgot my camera that night, but the staff filled in with their own camera and said that they’d send me the pics. Meanwhile, Dartmouth was great, with people coming from New Hampshire and Pennsylvania, a couple of marine […]

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So, I watched School of Rock on my computer on the plane up from Miami to Boston — if you like Jack Black, it’s a rental, sort of Bad News Bears meets AC/DC, but cute. If you don’t like Jack Black, get far, far away from it. A whole exit row to myself… It was […]

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So, I found out that Dick Morris is going to be doing a signing at Books and Books here in Miami right before I am…. Hmmm, interesting double feature — like Hellraiser V: Sharp Pointy Things Stuck in Your Eyes, and Tickle Me Elmo: The Movie!. Then Suetu writes me to tell me […]

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Chicago Institute of Art You were thinking maybe weapons of mass distraction pics? I don’t know how to zoom out from these. By the way, I don’t know these people in the picture, it was just a happy accident. I have a print of a picture called, “Thinking about Pollack” that a friend of mine […]

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Chicago Well, I’m Miami, but Chicago the last two days – great city! My first event was at Barbara’s in OakPark, where on one street you can see eight of Frank Lloyd Wright’s Prairie Style homes – including his own, personal residence. Thirty-eight Wright homes altogether, all from my favorite period of his […]

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