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The Zen of Airport Security

March 10th, 2006 · No Comments

Shoes on, Shoes off.

Pursue the eightfold path, But please step over here first.

What is the sound of one-hand pat down?

Does a nail clipper have a terrorist nature? Boo!

If you see the Buddha on the road, report him.

The bowl is empty. Keys! The bowl is empty.

Look deep into your luggage. No fair using the Xray.

Chakras on the tray. Quickly, back in their place!


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