Hey Kids, here’s the tentative schedule for my tour for Fool in February. You know I think the world of you and would like to make peanut butter toast for each and every one of you (unless you have a peanut allergy, in which case, I’d like to make you toast and stab you in […]
Entries from November 2008
Tour News, or, Why can’t you come to Monkey-Butt, North Dakota?
November 29th, 2008 · 23 Comments
Tags: Events and Interviews
The Dog Drank Koolaid
November 18th, 2008 · 36 Comments
The Dog Drank Koolaid So I got an e-mail today from a Peace Corps volunteer in Guyana, who thought it was a little ironic that he was writing me, in the Bay Area, on the 30th Anniversary of the Jonestown Massacre. He signed the letter, “Don’t drink the Koolaid.” And I sort of shuddered. I […]
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Signed Leather Lambs for the Holidays!
November 10th, 2008 · 2 Comments
The holidays are looming, kids, and once again Books Inc in San Francisco has agreed to ship signed, bibley leather Lambs to you, for that special someone, or for yourself, because some punk bastard stole yours. This edition has a special second afterword, written five years after release of the book, gold edged pages, and […]
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To the McCain Voters
November 4th, 2008 · 19 Comments
To the McCain Voters I know how you feel. Honestly. Been there. Got the T-shirt. But look at the spirit of those kids who have lined the streets of our cities tonight, the tears and the smiles, and you should know. We wish you no ill. I understand if you’re angry, disappointed, or incredulous, but […]
Tags: Politics