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Emergency Dance Party Used to break an akward moment, or just in times of boredom. One simply yells emergency dance party and counts down from five and starts beat boxing. Everyone there starts dancing for a period of about ten-thirty seconds.

So then i whipped it out… cough…um, emergency dance party! Five, four, three, two, one!

The visual of someone doing this completely cracked me up, so I had to share with you guys. If you don’t already, you should subscribe to Urban Dictionary’s Word of the Day. I’ve already used some of their selections in the new book. Like toast whore (one who has an obsessive love of toast), skank bank (a bar where men go because the women there are such sluts), Galactic Toss Monkey (professional novelist) and I’m still looking to plug in the phrase: sweet zombie Jesus on a pogo stick. It’ll happen.