I wrote this for a San Francisco Sketchfest Performance on January 19th, 2019, for The Worst 1st Chapter Ever reading at the request of Paul and Storm, famous songwriter performer dudes, breaking two of my steadfast rules, reading in public and writing something bad on purpose. Oh well… Throwing Shade By Christopher Moore The Backwash […]
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Worst 1st Chapter Ever
January 19th, 2019 · 38 Comments
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The Authorguy Answers Your Questions
April 9th, 2009 · 22 Comments
Well kids, you submitted your questions and here’s your answers. Submit your questions in the comments for the next edition, and remember, it doesn’t have to be about me. The AuthorGuy knows all, and what he doesn’t know, he will totally make up some shit about… Rabbit inquires: How much wood would a wood chuck […]
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Zounds! The Fool Cover
August 22nd, 2008 · 19 Comments
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Move Along, Nothing to see here…
August 21st, 2008 · 17 Comments
Hey kids. I know I’ve been remiss on the blogs and posts here. I’m locked down, trying to get a new book finished before the tour in February. I promise I’ll start producing some web material soon. For now, let me confirm the release date of the new book, Fool, will be February 10th. And […]
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Why the Kindle isn’t a complete P.O.S.
June 14th, 2008 · 1 Comment
Let’s face it. I’m a gadget guy. I like shiny new machines, sometimes because they are shiny and new. I have an Iphone, an Xbox360, 2 Playstations, two Macs, five PCs (4 of which I built), 3 flat-screen TVs, 2 Tivos, 4 Ipods, 3 Digital SLRs, 4 digital point and shoot cameras — well, you […]
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My Easter Fun
March 23rd, 2008 · No Comments
What we do around the authorguy house on Easter morning…. And this from a happy reader: Comments: http://bbs.chrismoore.com/viewtopic.php?p=189148#189148
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Ninja School Confidential – An Unwritten Chaz Sukiyaki Myste
March 20th, 2008 · 4 Comments
Chapter 7 – Prom Night and the Delicious Badonk of Death Fujikasan totally busted me today for skipping invisibility class today. Thing is, I had been skipping all semester, but Fujikasan just thought I was really good. I was going to get an A, but Saki didn’t show up today to say my name at […]
The Electric Rhino – An Unwritten Romance
March 18th, 2008 · No Comments
The Electric Rhino – An Unwritten Romance Chapter 5 – The Test Drive His forearms were like braided leather cords, as cordy and leathery as those lanyard thingies they used to make at summer camp. Penny loved to watch Bert use a screwdriver, he was the master of her heart, and her sex, just like […]