Christopher Moore's Blog

Well, my children, it’s been some time since I’ve answered your questions. I may have missed some, and some are just too silly for me to mess with, but here’s the latest batch. And as an update, I am seventeen days from having to turn the new book in to New York, and I […]

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Blowing up innocent people is wrong. No exceptions.

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So, you guys probably know that I’m going to be teaching at the Jackson Hole Writer’s Conference next week. Tim Sandlin, whose work I very much admire, e-mailed me early in the year and asked me if I wanted to come to Jackson Hole and sit on a panel with him and Nick Hornby on […]

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Jeff from England writes with several questions: 1. How long is a piece of string? Ans: Yes 2. What’s that got to do with the price of eggs? Ans: the chicken 3. How come no one has invented windows that automatically close when it rains so that your bed sheets don’t get […]

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It’s that time again, when all your questions are answered by a real professional, Author guy who has no practical life experience and instead sits in a office all day making little black marks appear on a screen… Katarina Navane Writes with several questions. 1. how much wood would a wood chuck chuck […]

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Here’s the toad on my deck eating the cat’s food. “Hey, do something, you’ve got thumbs!”

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Emergency Dance Party Used to break an akward moment, or just in times of boredom. One simply yells emergency dance party and counts down from five and starts beat boxing. Everyone there starts dancing for a period of about ten-thirty seconds. So then i whipped it out… cough…um, emergency dance party! Five, four, three, […]

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Hey kids, I don’t normally use the blog for this kind of announcement, but this is something we all can use and I wanted it where it would get the most eyes. Google toolbar will add a spell checker to your browser for free. I’ve used Google tool bar for a long time, and […]

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Another fascinating exchange with the guy who is too exhausted to come up with ideas for the blog. You’re questions answered… Lib axes: Dear AG, What is the strangest thing that has happened to you while you were on a book tour? Dear Lib: Showing up at a book store in Chicago […]

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Got my hair cut today. The woman said, “I don’t want to use the clippers because it might make it too short. I’ll used the shears to take off your wootas. I said, “What’s a woota?” She said,” You know, when your hair goes, wooota thisaway, and wooota thataway.” Later she […]

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