Hey kids, I realize that I won’t be getting to everyone’s city on tour for this book, and yet it is the perfect gift book for those who like a twisted little Christmas, so Harper Collins has made up these custom self-adhesive bookplates that I’ve signed.
If you want some to stick in your gift copies of Stupidest Angel, just send a self-addressed, stamped envelop to me at: P.O. Box 111, Kilauea, HI 96754. Limit ten per person. Bookstores can e-mail me (BSFiends@aol.com) if you’d like to have more.
A normal, legal-sized envelop folded in thirds is fine, but even the smaller, bill-paying envelops will work as well. The bookplates are about the size of a magazine mailing label. Don’t wait too long. Mail can take up to two weeks from Hawaii, and that’s not including my flaking on you. Please enclose a very, very brief note telling me how many you’d like. I’m not going to be able to reply personally to each note, but you’ll get your labels.