Tour starts today, kids. I’m doing Talk of the Nation Today on NPR. Check your local listings. It’s 12:40p here on the West Coast. Thanks for all your terrific reviews on Amazon and B&N.com. Keep ’em coming. Hope you enjoy the book. See you. I’ll report in as I get a chance.
Entries from March 2006
Here we go! A Dirty Job On Sale!
March 21st, 2006 · No Comments
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The Zen of Airport Security
March 10th, 2006 · No Comments
Shoes on, Shoes off. Pursue the eightfold path, But please step over here first. What is the sound of one-hand pat down? Does a nail clipper have a terrorist nature? Boo! If you see the Buddha on the road, report him. The bowl is empty. Keys! The bowl is empty. […]
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Personalized vs. Signed
March 7th, 2006 · No Comments
Hey kids. I’ve had a request to clear up the difference. First, on my web site there’s a link to order signed books. Most of these books are a special signed first edition of A Dirty Job that I signed a month or so ago. They are just signed, no inscription. You can get them […]
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IMPROVED BY DELICIOUS CHEESY GOLDFISH CRACKERS
March 6th, 2006 · No Comments
Some examples of my theory that almost any situation can be improved by the addition of some delicious cheesy goldfish crackers. “Sorry about your Mom. Beautiful service. Goldfish Cracker?” “Sure, my plane is plunging out of the sky at 600 mph., but these cheesy goldfish are very tasty, and in the event that […]
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IMPROVED BY ZOMBIES
March 5th, 2006 · No Comments
Since more people read the blog than the BBS posts, I’ve moved these lists here as a public service. Movies that would have been Markedly Improved by the Inclusion of some Brain Eating Zombies: Room with a View Remains of the Day Age of Innocence Fame Pride and Prejudice Brokeback Mountain Blue Crush […]
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