Christopher Moore's Blog

Today I’ve been working on a new book called YOU SUCK: A Love story. It’s the sequel to my 1995 vampire story, Bloodsucking Fiends: A love Story. Since my first book, which I wrote back in 1990, all of my books have been written on computer, and therefore, over the years I’ve gotten used to […]

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Chapter 1 – 2gether 4ever “You bitch, you killed me! You suck!” Tommy had just awakened for the first time as a vampire. He was nineteen, thin, and had spent his entire life between states of amazement and confusion. “I wanted us to be together.” Jody: pale, pretty, long red hair hanging in her […]

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(Since some of you aren’t on the mailing list, here’s the note that went out today. ) Hey kids: Happy almost holidays from the Author Guy, Christopher Moore. I know, I know, it’s that time again. Don’t blame me. Since I won’t be touring for the release of The Stupidest Angel Version […]

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I got two (count ’em) two e-mails today from readers who objected to my use of bad language in my books. For perspective, I get about thirty to sixty e-mails a day from readers, all of which I try to answer, and in ten years of having my e-mail address on the books, I’ve gotten […]

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Wow. For those of you who didn’t see it, well — You probably would have tuned in to see your favorite authors — Nick Hornby was there, right? And Stephen Cannell, a very nice guy, he was there. And Jonathan Lethem — you wanted to see him, right? I mean, it was about readers picking […]

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😯 You guys, Stupidest Angel won the Quill award for best Fantasy/Sci-Fi novel of the year. Why? 😯 BECAUSE YOU GUYS ROCK! YOU VOTED. YOU MADE THE EFFORT. YOU ROCK! THANK YOU SO MUCH. I’LL SEND OUT AN OFFICIAL THANK YOU NOTE SOON, BUT I’M VERKLEMPT RIGHT NOW. IT’S ALL YOU KIDS. […]

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Welcome back boys and girls, to another session of Axe the Author Guy, where a famous unknown writer answers your questions about life, literature, and assorted stuff. Ferrit Leggings Asks: I have a question, Why is there not enough time in the day and is there a way to extend the time that […]

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Funny thing, a couple of years ago I spoke at an event in San Francisco at the Books By the Bay Festival, where, just as I started to speak, an elderly woman shouted from the back of the auditorium, “Talk into the mike!” “Sorry, I don’t have monitors up here,” I said. (It […]

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I’ve been getting a lot of mail about the new version of The Stupidest Angel which is coming out in November. Most of it asking, “What’s the Difference?” It’s the same book, but I’ve written a 32 page bonus chapter and the cover is red. That’s about it. It’s also going to be the […]

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Today we will trace the rise of the Bazoom in European painting. Remember, as the middle class rose in the Europe and the artist became free to portray subject matter beyond religious themes and portraits of nobility, he turned, quite understandably, to the subject of bazooms. First, as part of a subtle progression, but later, […]

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