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REVENGE! Because that’s the way I Roll!

February 22nd, 2009 · 19 Comments

So, yesterday I told you how I made a complete asshat of myself by yelling at an old lady in a wheelchair. And until last night, that was really the only person in 18 years of touring, that I could ever consider a heckler. Until last night, but more about that later… So a couple […]

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Your Hat!

February 22nd, 2009 · 5 Comments

So, I’m out here on book tour, and one of the anecdotes I’ve been telling is about how once, in a darkened theater, someone in the crowd kept yelling for me to speak up, and every time I’d start to speak again, she’d interrupt me, and say: “You’re mumbling, you’re speaking into your chest!” All […]

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Double Secret Mystery Blog

February 19th, 2009 · 3 Comments

I’m not supposed to put this on my blog until next week, but I think it’s okay to link to it, so here’s the guest blog I’m doing for the spiffy people at Powell’s Book Store: Oh Hai, You must be Brazilian. .

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The Fool Book Group Meeting Video

February 10th, 2009 · 11 Comments

Four videos. Just me meeting with some readers who read one of the advanced copy of Fool, plus, at the end, the complete works of Shakespeare explained: <a href="http://www.bordersmedia.com/borderspresents/moore?cmpid=SL_20090210_REW"BOOK GROUP TALKIN’ ‘BOUT FOOL>

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A New Author Guy Interview

February 8th, 2009 · 3 Comments

A New Author Guy Interview More of my self-involved crap presented by the Arts magazine at the University of Texas as Dallas: It’s PDF, so you can open it in your browser or download it… My Lovely, Lovely Crap

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What if the Crusaders had Trained T-Rexes

February 4th, 2009 · 5 Comments

In which author Michael P. Spradlin and I interview each other about new novels and shed light on the Dark Ages… answering age-old questions… Authors in the Dark

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Hey, Chicago, Minneapolis, Boston, Phoenix, Detroit, Toronto, Guess what?

January 28th, 2009 · 20 Comments

Chicken Butt! That’s right, I’ve gotten the final confirmation on the tour, and all those cities that were on stand-by? No! Big ginormous No to you. Turns out, that the economy is, uh, not doing that well, so my five week tour is, uh, two weeks long. I guess the powers that be are punishing […]

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WIN COOL FOOL STUFF!

January 27th, 2009 · 6 Comments

I’m starting to feel like Billy Mays, that guy that sells Oxy Clean on TV by screaming at you. (Who, I would, by the way, like to see in a death match with Chris Matthews,  a yell-off, if you will.) But still. Can you believe it?!!!  William Morrow is going to give away a bunch […]

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Author Guy Fans Save the Economy, And Get Free Fun!

January 27th, 2009 · 12 Comments

Everyone is saying two things about the economy. First, it won’t get better until people start spending money, and it won’t get better until banks start lending money. I know that you guys are going to do your part by buying Fool when it comes out, and books are expensive. You guys are going to […]

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Me, talkin’ like a big tard, about Fool.

January 24th, 2009 · 7 Comments

Me talking about my book, Fool.

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