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Entries from March 2008

A New Authorguy Interview

March 30th, 2008 · No Comments

Here you go kids. Interesting to compare how I change my history as I go along. “Then, when I was the King of Austria….” Comments:

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Tags: Events and Interviews

The Authorguy in Germany

March 27th, 2008 · No Comments

Für Meine Deutschen Freunde: These are the scheduled events for my German book tour in May. I don’t know what to expect any more than you do, but I’m told there will be an actor, who will read my work in German, then they’ll make me read in English, even though I don’t read, then […]

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Tags: Events and Interviews · Tour

Duck sauce Soy sauce?

March 25th, 2008 · No Comments

Duck sauce Soy sauce? So, today they found out that the U.S. Military shipped four helicopter batteries to Taiwan, except when the Tawainese opened them, months later — shazam!–the boxes were filled with missile warheads. Oops! But the people in charge were quick to say that there wasn’t any nuclear material. Only the fuse that […]

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Tags: Politics

My Easter Fun

March 23rd, 2008 · No Comments

What we do around the authorguy house on Easter morning…. And this from a happy reader: Comments:

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Tags: Stuff

Ninja School Confidential – An Unwritten Chaz Sukiyaki Myste

March 20th, 2008 · 4 Comments

Chapter 7 – Prom Night and the Delicious Badonk of Death Fujikasan totally busted me today for skipping invisibility class today. Thing is, I had been skipping all semester, but Fujikasan just thought I was really good. I was going to get an A, but Saki didn’t show up today to say my name at […]

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Tags: Stuff · Writing

The Electric Rhino – An Unwritten Romance

March 18th, 2008 · No Comments

The Electric Rhino – An Unwritten Romance Chapter 5 – The Test Drive His forearms were like braided leather cords, as cordy and leathery as those lanyard thingies they used to make at summer camp. Penny loved to watch Bert use a screwdriver, he was the master of her heart, and her sex, just like […]

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Tags: Stuff · Writing

My Own Personal AntiChrist

March 17th, 2008 · No Comments

So, today I was checking my e-mail, and I clicked on a flashing AOL article about Barack Obama’s minister being a bit of a loony. The article didn’t say loony, but that was my interpretation. There was no new information, just that Rev. Wright said some stuff that seemed, oh, a little loony, in front […]

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Tags: Politics


March 6th, 2008 · No Comments

Tuesday night I finished my 11th book. Truman Capote once said, that finishing a book is like taking your child out in the back yard and shooting it. I don’t think that people get what he meant unless they’ve actually written a book. Everyone says, "Aren’t you going to have a party! Dance naked! Get […]

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