Christopher Moore's Blog

All I wanted to do, was bring a little joy into the life of some developmentally disabled kids, and avoid accidents by making sure that they didn’t misuse my gift, but Mars candies think that they know better. (I haven’t trusted Mars since that whole War of the Worlds thing, by the way.) What […]

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Nepal Airlines performs goat sacrifice 4 Sep 2007, 2153 hrs IST,REUTERS KATHMANDU: Officials at Nepal’s state-run airline have sacrificed two goats to appease Akash Bhairab, the Hindu sky god, following technical problems with one of its Boeing 757 aircraft, the carrier said on Tuesday. Nepal Airlines, which has two Boeing aircraft, has had to […]

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FRIEND OF THE BLOG, JAMES C., CAME UP WITH THIS. THANKS, JAMES What character from "A Dirty Job" are you?

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SORRY THESE ARE SO DAMN BIG. IT’S TOUGH TO FIND A SIZE WHERE YOU CAN ACTUALLY SEE THE PICTURE ON ONE SCREEN AND STILL READ THE TEXT. BETTER NEXT TIME

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Regent’s Park… Trafalgar Square… The Museum of Natural History

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Hey kids. I’m sure most of you know that I’ve been working on my movie script, Polar Bears on a Train, but while I was at the Musee D’orsay in Paris, I was inspired to do this short — call it — prequel for you. BONJOUR! Perhaps you are asking, "What is this […]

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Hey kids, I’m finally back from Europe. Let’s just pretend I’m still there and I’ll share some impressions and images from my travels. Let’s start with one day in Paris… Tragically, minutes later, Jaques would find out why you NEVER sit in the anchor dropping seat. Slowly, but surely, Hitler planned his invasion […]

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Well fuck. Kurt died. Fuck. I’ll write about this. But not now. Fuck.

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Okay, kids, for those of you who missed the tour, this is basically what happened: http://www.bordersmedia.com/store01/moore/default.asp Comments: http://bbs.chrismoore.com/viewtopic.php?p=135986#135986

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