Christopher Moore's Blog

You guys. I know there is an event listed on the blog in Harrison, New York on Tuesday, April 18th. If you’re planning to attend, I’ll be happy to meet you and sign your books and all that, but you should know this: THIS IS NOT THE CHRIS SHOW I know that […]

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Still touring, kids. Here’s a very nice article from the SF Chronicle by Marta Acosta. Click the pics of Monique’s creatures — the Squirrel People– ooooooo. http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2006/04/10/DDGEPI5SCK1.DTL&type=books

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Hey kids. I know I’m way overdue for a report from the road, and it is coming as soon as I get a chance to write it, but here’s a big thanks to you guys. Thanks for buying my books. Thanks for coming to my events. Thanks for the great support. And thanks for […]

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Tour starts today, kids. I’m doing Talk of the Nation Today on NPR. Check your local listings. It’s 12:40p here on the West Coast. Thanks for all your terrific reviews on Amazon and B&N.com. Keep ’em coming. Hope you enjoy the book. See you. I’ll report in as I get a chance.

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Shoes on, Shoes off. Pursue the eightfold path, But please step over here first. What is the sound of one-hand pat down? Does a nail clipper have a terrorist nature? Boo! If you see the Buddha on the road, report him. The bowl is empty. Keys! The bowl is empty. […]

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Hey kids. I’ve had a request to clear up the difference. First, on my web site there’s a link to order signed books. Most of these books are a special signed first edition of A Dirty Job that I signed a month or so ago. They are just signed, no inscription. You can get them […]

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Some examples of my theory that almost any situation can be improved by the addition of some delicious cheesy goldfish crackers. “Sorry about your Mom. Beautiful service. Goldfish Cracker?” “Sure, my plane is plunging out of the sky at 600 mph., but these cheesy goldfish are very tasty, and in the event that […]

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Since more people read the blog than the BBS posts, I’ve moved these lists here as a public service. Movies that would have been Markedly Improved by the Inclusion of some Brain Eating Zombies: Room with a View Remains of the Day Age of Innocence Fame Pride and Prejudice Brokeback Mountain Blue Crush […]

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Here’s a new interview from Clayton Moore and About.com. (Yes, the Lone Ranger). I think he did a terrific job, despite the embarassing title. It’s a long interview — just so you know… http://contemporarylit.about.com/od/authorinterviews/a/chrisMooreInt.htm COMMENTS: http://bbs.chrismoore.com/viewtopic.php?t=6030

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Dear President Bush: In the past I have been a harsh critic of your administration and your supporters, for pretty-much every move you have made. Of your many lame-brained moves, the one I have criticized most, is the prosecution of the war in Iraq. I’ve always been against it, I remain against it, and […]

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