Christopher Moore's Blog

Tour starts today, kids. I’m doing Talk of the Nation Today on NPR. Check your local listings. It’s 12:40p here on the West Coast. Thanks for all your terrific reviews on Amazon and B&N.com. Keep ’em coming. Hope you enjoy the book. See you. I’ll report in as I get a chance.

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Shoes on, Shoes off. Pursue the eightfold path, But please step over here first. What is the sound of one-hand pat down? Does a nail clipper have a terrorist nature? Boo! If you see the Buddha on the road, report him. The bowl is empty. Keys! The bowl is empty. […]

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Hey kids. I’ve had a request to clear up the difference. First, on my web site there’s a link to order signed books. Most of these books are a special signed first edition of A Dirty Job that I signed a month or so ago. They are just signed, no inscription. You can get them […]

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Some examples of my theory that almost any situation can be improved by the addition of some delicious cheesy goldfish crackers. “Sorry about your Mom. Beautiful service. Goldfish Cracker?” “Sure, my plane is plunging out of the sky at 600 mph., but these cheesy goldfish are very tasty, and in the event that […]

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Since more people read the blog than the BBS posts, I’ve moved these lists here as a public service. Movies that would have been Markedly Improved by the Inclusion of some Brain Eating Zombies: Room with a View Remains of the Day Age of Innocence Fame Pride and Prejudice Brokeback Mountain Blue Crush […]

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Here’s a new interview from Clayton Moore and About.com. (Yes, the Lone Ranger). I think he did a terrific job, despite the embarassing title. It’s a long interview — just so you know… http://contemporarylit.about.com/od/authorinterviews/a/chrisMooreInt.htm COMMENTS: http://bbs.chrismoore.com/viewtopic.php?t=6030

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Dear President Bush: In the past I have been a harsh critic of your administration and your supporters, for pretty-much every move you have made. Of your many lame-brained moves, the one I have criticized most, is the prosecution of the war in Iraq. I’ve always been against it, I remain against it, and […]

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Here’s the tentative tour schedule, kids. There may be changes, but so far this looks like the deal. In addition, for those of you who want signed books, but can’t get to an event, I’m listing four bookstores who will get books signed for you when I’m there, and will send them to you (at […]

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So, by now you’ve all heard that the Danish newspaper that published cartoons depicting Mohammed cause a Muslim boycott of Danish food products, as well as death threats to the newspaper and the withdrawal of the Saudi and Libyan Ambassadors from Denmark. Now, it’s politically correct to say that we are not in a […]

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Blog quality. Yesterday I Googled around a little, looking at other author blogs. I wanted to get a feeling for how things are done. I mean, it was my publisher who suggested that I start a blog, and while it seems to make sort of sense when I’m on tour, it also seemed like […]

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