Christopher Moore's Blog

So, Publisher Weekly liked the new book. To be fair, here’s the link to their site: http://www.publishersweekly.com/article/CA6606052.html?q=Christopher+Moore Coming soon, tour date details, as well as a contest for you guys to win you some great Fool swag. Check back.

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Tuesday night I finished my 11th book. Truman Capote once said, that finishing a book is like taking your child out in the back yard and shooting it. I don’t think that people get what he meant unless they’ve actually written a book. Everyone says, "Aren’t you going to have a party! Dance naked! Get […]

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The Used Cars of Government A Ford dealer in Virgina is advertising that they are selling John Kerry’s used Hybrid SUV, trying to get more money because of the notoriety. Here are a few more cars owned by political celebrities that are one the market: Carl Rove’s 2006 Ford Tarus, Low Miles, minor […]

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Hey kids, there’s only one AuthorGuy event this Winter/Spring and it’s next Sunday, Feb 10 at the Capitola Book Cafe in, uh, Capitola, at 5:30. I’ll be talking about You Suck. Here’s their website: http://www.capitolabookcafe.com/ I owed these guys a favor because they’ve supported my books for years and they got aced out […]

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The Worst Job in the World! Okay, the headlines say that they just killed the number 3 man in Al Qaeda. Isn’t this like the 25th time they’ve killed the number 3 man in Al Qaeda? So, I guess there’s going to be an opening on Craig’s List tomorrow. Right next to […]

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“Why can’t we all just get along?” When Los Angeles was burning and people were being beaten to death in the streets, Rodney King, the alleged crack-head who set the whole thing off by repeatedly turning the other cheek while cops wailed on him with nightsticks had the outrageous temerity to ask, “Why can’t […]

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So, you guys have heard me mention Tim Sandlin in reviews and the blog in the past, a very talented novelist from Wyoming. Well, on January 24th, Tim has a new book out called Rowdy in Paris, which is about a bull rider who chases down two French girls who do him, do him wrong, […]

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The Perfect Christmas Gift… by Christopher Moore You guys realize that you are only about a year from being vaporized by a death-beam from outer space, right? So let’s talk about Christmas. I got about seven-hundred gift catalogs in the mail today, and every one of them featured some sort of […]

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That time, at Christmas, when dad shot Santa… By Christopher Moore Okay, so tis the season and whatnot. And everyone’s always axing me: “Did you have any event in your childhood that might have fucked you up and made you like you are so you write these completely sick stories about zombies and Christmas […]

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Over The Friggin Rainbow Again… Over the Friggin Rainbow By Christopher Moore Tin Man episode 1 spoiler warning… So, I was watching Tin Man last night on the Sci-Fi channel, which is a sort of reinterpretation of L. Frank Baum’s OZ books. (It kind of cracks me up that the characters refer […]

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