Christopher Moore's Blog

Hey kids, there’s only one AuthorGuy event this Winter/Spring and it’s next Sunday, Feb 10 at the Capitola Book Cafe in, uh, Capitola, at 5:30. I’ll be talking about You Suck. Here’s their website: http://www.capitolabookcafe.com/ I owed these guys a favor because they’ve supported my books for years and they got aced out […]

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The Worst Job in the World! Okay, the headlines say that they just killed the number 3 man in Al Qaeda. Isn’t this like the 25th time they’ve killed the number 3 man in Al Qaeda? So, I guess there’s going to be an opening on Craig’s List tomorrow. Right next to […]

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“Why can’t we all just get along?” When Los Angeles was burning and people were being beaten to death in the streets, Rodney King, the alleged crack-head who set the whole thing off by repeatedly turning the other cheek while cops wailed on him with nightsticks had the outrageous temerity to ask, “Why can’t […]

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So, you guys have heard me mention Tim Sandlin in reviews and the blog in the past, a very talented novelist from Wyoming. Well, on January 24th, Tim has a new book out called Rowdy in Paris, which is about a bull rider who chases down two French girls who do him, do him wrong, […]

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The Perfect Christmas Gift… by Christopher Moore You guys realize that you are only about a year from being vaporized by a death-beam from outer space, right? So let’s talk about Christmas. I got about seven-hundred gift catalogs in the mail today, and every one of them featured some sort of […]

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That time, at Christmas, when dad shot Santa… By Christopher Moore Okay, so tis the season and whatnot. And everyone’s always axing me: “Did you have any event in your childhood that might have fucked you up and made you like you are so you write these completely sick stories about zombies and Christmas […]

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Over The Friggin Rainbow Again… Over the Friggin Rainbow By Christopher Moore Tin Man episode 1 spoiler warning… So, I was watching Tin Man last night on the Sci-Fi channel, which is a sort of reinterpretation of L. Frank Baum’s OZ books. (It kind of cracks me up that the characters refer […]

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So, I think we’re all pretty much aware that it’s just a matter of time before we are all enslaved by automated machines bent on: A)wiping us off the planet or B) turning us into human batteries to feed their energy appetites C)making us give them lube jobs. Our defeat at the hands of our […]

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Cast The Stupidest Angel Movie (Once Again) Hey Kids, it’s that time again. There’s some peeps talking about making a Stupidest Angel movie and they’ve asked me who I would cast. So, being a completely lazy bastard, I’m asking you. It’s not as easy as it sounds. You can’t just pick Lucy Lawless for […]

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Cool Fan Covers Hey you guys, from time to time it seems like art and design students are using my stories for inspiration. Here are some very cool covers done by Anthony J. Zettner for his design class. There have been way worse covers done by professionals in other countries. I think these rock… […]

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