Christopher Moore's Blog

So, I think we’re all pretty much aware that it’s just a matter of time before we are all enslaved by automated machines bent on: A)wiping us off the planet or B) turning us into human batteries to feed their energy appetites C)making us give them lube jobs. Our defeat at the hands of our […]

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Cast The Stupidest Angel Movie (Once Again) Hey Kids, it’s that time again. There’s some peeps talking about making a Stupidest Angel movie and they’ve asked me who I would cast. So, being a completely lazy bastard, I’m asking you. It’s not as easy as it sounds. You can’t just pick Lucy Lawless for […]

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Cool Fan Covers Hey you guys, from time to time it seems like art and design students are using my stories for inspiration. Here are some very cool covers done by Anthony J. Zettner for his design class. There have been way worse covers done by professionals in other countries. I think these rock… […]

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An Old Child’s Letter to Santa I turned fifty a couple of months ago, and this is my first letter to Santa since I was five, so I have a long list: Dear Santa: I know you haven’t heard from me in a while. Sorry. I hardly ever write real, paper, letters any more, […]

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Okay, yesterday I strolled down to North Beach for the Italian Heritage Parade. Thought I’d share what I saw there with you guys… (Sorry, these are a little big. Scroll around.)

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Another interesting Afternoon in the Hood… Candygram Blue Angels Lunch Wagon Birds on a Bridge Flocking Bluebirds Are you my mother?

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I was working this afternoon when I heard a noise outside. I went out there and this is what I found. They’ll be here all weekend, I guess, so more and mo betta pics to come.

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It’s here, it’s here, it’s here! Well, almost. Every year a zillion people write me looking for hardcovers of Lamb to give to friends and relatives for the holidays, and pretty soon they find out what people on E-bay are charging for them and go ahead and buy the socks. Not any […]

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The Author Guy Returns to the South I haven’t been to Georgia for something like six years, you guys, so here’s your chance to get books signed and listen to my ramblings. We’re hoping that the new leather-bound edition of Lamb will be ready by then, but no guarantees. That said, I will be […]

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So today I turn fifty. That’s just silly. I mean, every morning, when I get up, I’m still fairly convinced that I’m nineteen, then I go into the bathroom and there’s this old guy in the mirror who scares the hell out of me. But today I’m fifty. Fuck! My father died of […]

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