Christopher Moore's Blog

An Old Child’s Letter to Santa I turned fifty a couple of months ago, and this is my first letter to Santa since I was five, so I have a long list: Dear Santa: I know you haven’t heard from me in a while. Sorry. I hardly ever write real, paper, letters any more, […]

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Okay, yesterday I strolled down to North Beach for the Italian Heritage Parade. Thought I’d share what I saw there with you guys… (Sorry, these are a little big. Scroll around.)

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Another interesting Afternoon in the Hood… Candygram Blue Angels Lunch Wagon Birds on a Bridge Flocking Bluebirds Are you my mother?

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I was working this afternoon when I heard a noise outside. I went out there and this is what I found. They’ll be here all weekend, I guess, so more and mo betta pics to come.

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It’s here, it’s here, it’s here! Well, almost. Every year a zillion people write me looking for hardcovers of Lamb to give to friends and relatives for the holidays, and pretty soon they find out what people on E-bay are charging for them and go ahead and buy the socks. Not any […]

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The Author Guy Returns to the South I haven’t been to Georgia for something like six years, you guys, so here’s your chance to get books signed and listen to my ramblings. We’re hoping that the new leather-bound edition of Lamb will be ready by then, but no guarantees. That said, I will be […]

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So today I turn fifty. That’s just silly. I mean, every morning, when I get up, I’m still fairly convinced that I’m nineteen, then I go into the bathroom and there’s this old guy in the mirror who scares the hell out of me. But today I’m fifty. Fuck! My father died of […]

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All I wanted to do, was bring a little joy into the life of some developmentally disabled kids, and avoid accidents by making sure that they didn’t misuse my gift, but Mars candies think that they know better. (I haven’t trusted Mars since that whole War of the Worlds thing, by the way.) What […]

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Nepal Airlines performs goat sacrifice 4 Sep 2007, 2153 hrs IST,REUTERS KATHMANDU: Officials at Nepal’s state-run airline have sacrificed two goats to appease Akash Bhairab, the Hindu sky god, following technical problems with one of its Boeing 757 aircraft, the carrier said on Tuesday. Nepal Airlines, which has two Boeing aircraft, has had to […]

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FRIEND OF THE BLOG, JAMES C., CAME UP WITH THIS. THANKS, JAMES What character from "A Dirty Job" are you?

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