Christopher Moore's Blog

The Swine Flu Tweets So, today Pennsylvania Senator Arlen Spector changed from the Republican to the Democratic party, the spare Airforce One and fighter escort flew low over Manhattan yesterday, scaring the hell out of the populace, there’s a swine flu epidemic (kinda) that appears to have started in Mexico and was brought into the […]

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Today was solutions day, and previously it was, goof around in the cereal aisle day. Sorry, I didn’t have time to paste in the photos, you’ll have to follow the links. Solutions Day! Solution to people who have a problem with Gay marriage: Don’t marry a Gay person!about 5 hours ago from web It’s solutions […]

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The Pirate Tweets – Or How I Burned My Monday Morning I was watching the news, having my coffee, and suddenly, these started to happen: # After Somali Pirates vow revenge Ninjas announce super revenge, “But you will never know where it comes from,” said a Ninja spokesman. 3 hours ago from Twidget # Pirates […]

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Okay, I’ve been on Twitter a little over a week. I’m not convinced, but for those of you who read my un-micro blog, here’s what I tweeted. (That’s such a wussy verb.) Candy Porn Stars: Big Hunk, Bubblicious, Whoppers, Bit-O-Honey, Blow Pops, Slo Pokes, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Sweet Tarts, Pop Rocks and Zotz Characters from […]

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Well kids, you submitted your questions and here’s your answers. Submit your questions in the comments for the next edition, and remember, it doesn’t have to be about me. The AuthorGuy knows all, and what he doesn’t know, he will totally make up some shit about… Rabbit inquires: How much wood would a wood chuck […]

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FOOL TOUR FAQS Hey kids, I finally finished all the scheduled events for the Fool tour. Thanks to everyone who came so I thought I’d address all the questions you asked and didn’t get to ask while I was out there. 1. You’re taller than I thought you’d be. 1. That’s not a question. 2: […]

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I was on Talk of the Nation this afternoon. Here’s the podcast in case you missed it. By the way, in the performance of Lear that the woman calls in about, Ian McKellan appeared nude for the storm scene. In Shakespeare’s time he would have been jailed. But, that said, there’s no way I can […]

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Here’s a piece I wrote on Shakespeare’s “new” portrait. It appears in today’s Chronicle. They changed the title. The orginal was the title of this post. The Face of Heaven So Fine

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(And no, I can’t come to your town so don’t ask because I can’t. Because I can’t, that’s why. And if you keep asking I will turn this car around and head right back home.) Thursday, March 12, 2009 National Public Radio Talk of the Nation 11:40-12:00 PM PST (2:40-3:00pm EST) Wednesday, March 18, 2009 […]

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So, I just found out that Fool will debut on the New York Times Hardcover Bestseller list at #4. And I’m very grateful to you readers for that. But I want to say this: #4: Fool. Totally funny book with tons of redeeming references to English literature, but not so many that it ruins the […]

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