Christopher Moore's Blog

So, I’ve been traveling around England, researching a new book, and I haven’t been able to get a decent internet connection until tonight, but I wanted to share with you some things I’ve learned so far. I’ll get some pictures up in the next couple of days. WHAT I HAVE LEARNED IN ENGLAND […]

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Here you go, kids. I posted the first scene last year, but here’s the whole shebang. Chapter 1 – Get Over It, A Lot of People Are Dead “You bitch, you killed me! You suck!” Tommy had just awakened for the first time as a vampire. He was nineteen, thin, and had […]

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Okay, kids, here it is. You did it once, you can do it again. A Dirty Job is nominated in the category of best Fiction, best Audio Book, and Best Book of the Year. Be sure to vote in all three categories, and vote early and often: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13737563/

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The argument goes, that because he has been a leader in the senate, because he did not personally hold the sword that killed tens of thousands, that he is not accountable. Joe Lieberman is whom I’m talking about, of course. He got his clock cleaned tonight in the Democratic primary in Connecticut. But […]

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I finally sent in my new book, so last week I went back to the gym after like five years. This is a real gym, too, not a small town gym, where everyone is old and more out of shape than you, which I sort of liked, by the way. And not like the gym […]

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So, I have to tell you, I’m a little disappointed. I’ve been on Myspace for over a week now and no one has lured me to a remote location to have sex with me, nor have they lured me to a remote location to rob me, nor has anyone stolen my identity and bought a […]

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The smell of rotting hippies filled the air, and it wasn’t helped by the 109 degree temperature. The security and logistics guys all looked like my dad, middle-aged guys, affable and earnest about their work. (I write this, realizing that to the untrained eye, I also look like my dad, but until I walk into […]

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It’s gotten to be almost superfluous to note that our president is an embarrassment. From deflecting foreign policy questions with pork allusions, to neck-rubbing the German Chancellor, to reducing the conflict in the Middle East to a "cut that shit out" comment, this week alone could stand as monument to his stupidity, but in the […]

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Sorry this took so long, kids, I was in Santa Barbara teaching and didn’t have the computer resources or time to get them posted. More to come when I get the time. As you’re already realizing, probably, these bi-atches are big files are and going to take some time to load. Be sure to scroll […]

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