Christopher Moore's Blog

Yet another installment of “The Author Guy Answers Your Questions.” It’s late, I’m tired, so if you aren’t satisfied with the answers, then perhaps you didn’t ask the right question. (Or, you know, I could be slacking off.) Lib writes: Does it every make you nervous to be living on a volcano in […]

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Beeropotamus asks: Why is it that I find myself constantly buying your books? I know that I’ve gone into the book store and purchased “the complete works” at least twice now. I’ve re-purchased individual books 3 or 4 times as well. Could I really be so forgetful that I’ve lost them. Dear Mr. potamus: […]

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Katy O asks: What would your last meal be? Anything with cyanide or arsenic in it, I guess. Or, you know, lava. You couldn’t eat much lava. What’s the funniest joke you’ve ever heard? Mom was up on the roof. How do you feel about feng shui? I’m for […]

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Jenny O asks What books did you like when you were a kid? Early on I was heavily into One Fish, Two Fish and Are You My Mother, then, during my sophomore year in college… (kidding) I liked Jules Verne a lot. I remember reading the illustrated versions and nearly whizzing with anticipation […]

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Lib Asks: It has been asked as long as humans have walked upright…what is the meaning of life? Like I would tell you. Jeeze. Eyes on your own paper. Argonaught Fleecy Writes: 1.) What’s the theatre scene like in Hawaii? I saw some improv in a tent by the beach two […]

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The Author Guy, your all-knowing oracle, departs some mama-jammin’ wisdom: Lauren Asks Hey, Author Guy, what’s with all the snow we’re getting here on the East Coast? I, for one, am not amused. Will it ever be spring? (Like, real spring, with nice weather, and birds and grass growing and stuff, not just […]

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Okay, kids, here’s your chance to find out all the mysteries of live. In the Blog comments, post any question you have and the Author Guy will answer them in the next blog. Whether it’s quantum physics or stain removal, I am your full service Author Guy and will provide you with answers you can […]

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Richard Brautigan, Douglas Adams, and now Hunter Thompson. My heroes have always been writers. And even though I never met these guys, never shared a meal, never wrote a letter to them, when they pass, it rattles my soul. As a writer, you’re always looking for a map, some sort of guide to tell […]

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So I watched Alien vs. Predator last night, and I give it four big claws up. As with the last movie from video game I watched, Resident Evil Apocalypse, it totally rocked. Massive violence, cool alien stuff, cool Predator gadgets, plucky and resourceful girl hero. And as Joe Bob used to say, “No plot to […]

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Hug My Face Author Christopher Moore gets ‘Alien’ for Valentine’s By David Templeton Christopher Moore has some very hot plans for Valentine’s Day. I’ve just contacted the bestselling author to extract his views on what constitutes the perfect movie for a romantic evening. According to Moore–who this year will be marking […]

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