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Entries from March 2005

Everything you ever wanted to know about everything…

March 28th, 2005 · No Comments

More inane answers to your insightful questions. stackyroo42 asks: Why do 90 percent of the movies made from Video Games, TV Shows and Books suck? Well, this is all evidence of Sturgeon’s law, which states that 90% of everything is crap. And if you think about it, that especially […]

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Wisdom, almost free — the Author Guy Answers

March 26th, 2005 · No Comments

Yet another installment of “The Author Guy Answers Your Questions.” It’s late, I’m tired, so if you aren’t satisfied with the answers, then perhaps you didn’t ask the right question. (Or, you know, I could be slacking off.) Lib writes: Does it every make you nervous to be living on a volcano in […]

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You axe, the Author Guy Answers.

March 21st, 2005 · No Comments

Beeropotamus asks: Why is it that I find myself constantly buying your books? I know that I’ve gone into the book store and purchased “the complete works” at least twice now. I’ve re-purchased individual books 3 or 4 times as well. Could I really be so forgetful that I’ve lost them. Dear Mr. potamus: […]

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Because you axed…

March 19th, 2005 · No Comments

Katy O asks: What would your last meal be? Anything with cyanide or arsenic in it, I guess. Or, you know, lava. You couldn’t eat much lava. What’s the funniest joke you’ve ever heard? Mom was up on the roof. How do you feel about feng shui? I’m for […]

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Answers, Answers, Answers!

March 16th, 2005 · No Comments

Jenny O asks What books did you like when you were a kid? Early on I was heavily into One Fish, Two Fish and Are You My Mother, then, during my sophomore year in college… (kidding) I liked Jules Verne a lot. I remember reading the illustrated versions and nearly whizzing with anticipation […]

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MORE DARN ANSWERS FROM THE AUTHOR GUY

March 14th, 2005 · No Comments

Lib Asks: It has been asked as long as humans have walked upright…what is the meaning of life? Like I would tell you. Jeeze. Eyes on your own paper. Argonaught Fleecy Writes: 1.) What’s the theatre scene like in Hawaii? I saw some improv in a tent by the beach two […]

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Answers from the Author Guy

March 13th, 2005 · No Comments

The Author Guy, your all-knowing oracle, departs some mama-jammin’ wisdom: Lauren Asks Hey, Author Guy, what’s with all the snow we’re getting here on the East Coast? I, for one, am not amused. Will it ever be spring? (Like, real spring, with nice weather, and birds and grass growing and stuff, not just […]

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Ask the Author Guy

March 12th, 2005 · No Comments

Okay, kids, here’s your chance to find out all the mysteries of live. In the Blog comments, post any question you have and the Author Guy will answer them in the next blog. Whether it’s quantum physics or stain removal, I am your full service Author Guy and will provide you with answers you can […]

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